Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Mera Dil,Jiger,Liver ho tum,bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum,Mere (L) mein ab forever ho tum

Yeh jo haseeno k baal hote hai,larkon ko phasane ke jaal hote hai,jaane kitno k khun piye honge,tabhi to inke hont laal hote hain

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye,waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai,Kaho Na Pyaar Hai,Kya mooh dukhta hai?

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hian ki
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,unki dewangi mein ho gaye itne dewane,K har ladki ki ma saas lagti hai

Jawaab teri shayari ka....denge hum shayari mein....naam tera likh baithe hain....apne dil ki diary mein....

Shaam ko Dil udaas hota hai,Toote khwabon k siwa kuch na pass hota hai,Yaad bohat aati hai tumhari,Bandar jab koi paas hota hai

Teri hi charcha hai har gali main, har Ladki ke dil mein tere lie pyaar hai, ye koi chamatkar nahi kyunki aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai

Kash tere karmo ki tujhe aesi saza mile,Kash tere karmo ki tujhe aesi saza mile,tujhe aye zor se susu.....aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile

two sardars lookin at Egyptian mummy
1st Sardar : LOOK SO MANY BANDAGES, PAKKA TRUCK ACCIDENT CASAE HAI.
2nd Sardar : AAHOO PAAJI...TRUCK NO. BHI LIKHA HAI 'BC-1760'

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