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Ajit, Robet, Mona & Sona

 

Robert and Ajit going in a ship

suddenly there is a hole in the ship....

 

Robert: ab kya hoga boss?

Ajit: ek aur hole kardo!!!

 

Robert: magar kyu boss???

Ajit: ek hole pr "In" likho aur dusre par "Out"!!!!

 

Mikaal to Ajit: Boss Robert ke ghar twins paida hue hai, usne kha hai ki boss se pucch kr inke naam rakhdo.

 

Ajit: Mikaal, Robert se kaho ek ka naam peter rakh de or dusre ka repeater!!!!

 
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Chutkalaa : Bill Gates Ka Patra Laloo ke liye..
 

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

 

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

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                  ji karta hai...choomlu teri

          potty main pade iss matar ke daane ko,

                   kambkhat kabhi to tere 

                labo se hokar gujra hogaa...!!

 

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Contract Expiration

 

Husband and wife had quarreled for a while. After cool down period wife
came back to husband in the morning and asked, “Honey what are you
doing?”

Husband tried to hide the document in hand and mumbled, “Nothing!”

Wife took on again, “Nothing what? I have been seeing you are reading
our Marriage certificate for whole night, even with magnifying glass,
upside down, backside front, intense lamplight. What's the sickness with
your brain?”

Dejected Husband said, “Nothing, I was just looking for the expiry
date.”

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