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Ajit, Robet, Mona & Sona
Robert and Ajit going in a ship
suddenly there is a hole in
the ship....
Robert: ab kya hoga boss?
Ajit: ek aur hole kardo!!!
Robert: magar kyu boss???
Ajit: ek hole pr "In" likho
aur dusre par "Out"!!!!
Mikaal
to Ajit: Boss Robert ke ghar twins paida hue hai, usne kha hai ki boss se pucch kr inke naam rakhdo.
Ajit:
Mikaal, Robert se kaho ek ka naam peter rakh de or dusre ka repeater!!!!
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Chutkalaa : Bill Gates Ka Patra Laloo ke liye..
Laloo
Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks Bill Gates.
Laloo
prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi
hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap
sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate
bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya You do not meet -----aap to miltay
hee naheen ho our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter
vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai shall be entertained
----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi. Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad. Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
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Contract Expiration
Husband
and wife had quarreled for a while. After cool down period wife came back to husband in the morning and asked, “Honey
what are you doing?”
Husband tried to hide the document in hand and mumbled, “Nothing!”
Wife
took on again, “Nothing what? I have been seeing you are reading our Marriage certificate for whole night, even
with magnifying glass, upside down, backside front, intense lamplight. What's the sickness with your brain?”
Dejected
Husband said, “Nothing, I was just looking for the expiry date.”
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